Taylor Swift - Blank Space (Parody)

Written for The Writer's Tower, February 2015, theme: unromantic.

[Verse 1]

I’m excited
for our date
Can you show me incredible things?
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought oh my god
Look at that belt, it is one hell of mistake
Wanna say, you’re so gay
New Axia, suit and tie
You can charm me with a flirty wink
Ain't it funny romance dies
And I know you get dressed in
the dark, let's be friends
I can see now how this one ends
Grab your pink belt in my hand
If you’re getting ideas well it’s not BDSM

[Pre-Chorus]

It’s not gonna be forever
We are gonna go down in flames
I can tell you that it's over
Candelabra won’t kill the pain
Got a long list of bad lovers
But you are most insane
Cause you know I love good fashion
And you are a shame

[Chorus]

Cause you're young and you're reckless
You take this way too far
It makes me hopeless
That belt is too bizarre
Got a long list of bad lovers
But you are most insane
If I have a death note baby
And I'll write your name

[Bridge]

If you don’t change belt then we’re over
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you
If you don’t change belt then we’re over
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you